Straight from the Mouth of Babes...

Tonight over dinner, the Dad was cracking himself up. The Magster brought up carbon dioxide and the Dad went to town with every bad environmentalist joke.

He called the Magster a risk to global warming because she was breathing out carbon dioxide, he told the Magster her emissions would have to be regulated, he even went so far as to tell her, "You're a green house gas producer every time you exhale. "

The quizzical look crossed the Magster's face and she innocently asked, "What's that?"

The Dad answered, "Green house gases are the gases that cause global warming."

The Magster thought for a minute, then answered, "Dad, does that mean your butt is green? Is that why it's green gas?"

The Dad had no answer for that comeback and I'll never be able to listen to the theories on the ozone layer again with a straight face.