Daddy Sick, Mommy Sick

When Daddy's sick he goes to bed at 3pm. La Nina brings him water and demands Mommy get him "Tywenol".

When Mommy's sick, she makes dinner.

When Daddy's sick, he lays around in his sweats in the bedroom with the door locked for peace and quiet.

When Mommy's sick, Daddy locks his office door to take a conference call that sounds an awful lot like a discussion of the results of fantasy football.

When Daddy's sick, the Magster demands his temperature be taken every hour on the hour.

When Mommy's sick, the Magster demands crackers and juice.

It's a good thing Mommy doesn't get sick.