Top Five Reasons Why Potty Training is More Work

Well, we're officially into our second week of potty training and I'm remembering the truth about this whole process: diapers are easier! So, I submit to you, my top five reasons why potty training is a lot more work than diapers.

5.) I know the location of every public restroom within a 20 mile radius of my house.
4.) NFL running backs have nothing on me. I can scoop up a child, dash 40 yards while hurdling toys on the way to the potty and make there in less than 5 seconds. I'd like to see Reggie Bush perform under such pressure.
3.) Suddenly, the time I spend in the bathroom, any bathroom, has quadrupled. Especially now that the big sister has figured out Mom is going with the little one and wants equal treatment.
2.) Can you say LAUNDRY? I can, and let me tell you, there is a heck of a lot more of it these days.
1.) There's no pretending you don't smell it when it drops on the floor at your feet.